PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta chat about the true scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more then just peeking. It's a whole scene. You got your regular match, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! For example when that winger went flying into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a comic bo